Omissions

Earlier tonight, while taking a late-night nap, I got a text from a long time friend. It was an invitation to go out for drinks. I turned his invitation down, responding “Thanks for the invitation, but I think I’m just gonna stay in tonight. I’ve had a rough day and I’m really tired…”

The TMI version would have been to tell him that, earlier in the day, his niece and I fucked each other’s brains out like three times, and she really wore me out (but I wouldn’t, ’cause I’m smooth like that).

Don’t worry. His niece is of age…

Jack The Girl Eater

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